Whenever we get fortune cookies at a restaurant, Pam insists on reading them. We typically take turns reading them and Pam usually goes first.
Tonight, as she unwrapped her fortune, I thought about what would be a cool fortune. I came up with “You will enjoy the smell of the blood of your enemies.”
I know. Pam always complains about how I use the word “cool”.
Anyway, when I read my fortune, it said “You have a heart of gold.”
Gotta say I prefer my ideas.