fortune 

Whenever we get fortune cookies at a restaurant, Pam insists on reading them. We typically take turns reading them and Pam usually goes first.

Tonight, as she unwrapped her fortune, I thought about what would be a cool fortune. I came up with “You will enjoy the smell of the blood of your enemies.”

I know. Pam always complains about how I use the word “cool”.

Anyway, when I read my fortune, it said “You have a heart of gold.”

Gotta say I prefer my ideas.

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