Several years ago, I was in a meeting for toastmasters and a presentation was held up for technical reasons. The speaker, looking for a way to pass the time while we waited, asked if anyone knew any jokes.
For reasons that I don’t remember, I shouted out “two nuns and a hooker walk into a bar.”
The speaker then suggested that we try something else. This was just as well since I didn’t have any follow up for the joke, just the opening line.
Over the years I thought about finishing the joke, but never came up with anything.
Recently, I thought about using AI to do the job. I asked 5 AIs to finish the joke and got varying results. I’m kinda partial to chatgpt’s response, but I liked grok’s answer too.
Here are the results in no particular order:
Grok
Two nuns and a hooker walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “What’ll it be, ladies?”
First nun: “I’ll have a double Scotch.”
Second nun: “Gin and tonic, please.”
Hooker: “Just a glass of water.”
Bartender raises an eyebrow. “Only water?”
Hooker shrugs. “Yeah… I’m working tonight.”
Gemini
Two nuns and a hooker walk into a bar, sit down on three adjacent stools, and order their drinks.
After a few minutes, a blinding light fills the room, and an angel appears at the end of the counter. The angel approaches the first nun, touches her shoulder, and says, “Because of your selfless devotion, your painful arthritis is healed.” The nun moves her fingers, gasps in joy, and cries out, “It’s a miracle! Thank you!”
The angel then moves to the second nun, touches her forehead, and says, “Because of your decades of service, your failing eyesight is restored.” The second nun takes off her thick glasses, blinks in wonder, and exclaims, “I can see perfectly! Blessed be!”
Finally, the angel turns toward the hooker and begins to reach out a hand.
The hooker instantly leaps off her stool, backs away, and puts her hands up: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, back off, pal! I’m on disability!”
Copilot
Two nuns and a hooker walk into a bar… and the bartender says,
“I’m gonna need so much context.”
Then the first nun orders a ginger ale, the second asks for a sparkling water, and the hooker says,
“Relax, I’m just here for the nachos.”
The bartender nods and replies,
“Honestly, that’s the most normal part of this whole situation.”
Chatgpt
Two nuns and a hooker walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says, “What is this—some kind of joke?”
The hooker says, “Actually, yes. But the nuns are still working on the punchline.”
Duckduckgo refused the question.
Stephen Squire 