nameplates

I’ve mentioned before that I try to keep track of servers by noting their names. I hate struggling to to identify someone by describing them. “You know, the blonde”, “the redhead”, “the itty-bitty one”, “the creepy one”.

These days, the servers will have nameplates. This can help but unfortunately, the nameplates are often placed on or just above one of their boobs. Since I have crappy eyesight, I’m left squinting trying to read the darn things. It’s difficult to do this while not appearing to ogle the server’s boobs.

This could well be followed with “My eyes are up here, buddy.”

Saying “Yes, but your nameplate is on your boob,” probably wouldn’t mitigate the tension.

Maybe putting the nameplate on her forehead would make me feel like less of a perv.

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