Pam’s brother Scott told me this tale a long time ago. I’ve told it several times since…
Someone at Scott’s work brought in a big pile of bagels for everyone. Whoever it was said that bagels were healthier than donuts.
Someone else disagreed. He/She said “Bagels are just as bad as donuts” with a condescending sniff.
Scott made a motion to act as though he was spitting out the bagel.
“You mean I could’ve had a donut?”