a cautionary tale

I’ve read these kinds of stories but never thought that it would happen to me…

I was at a fitness center working out on a treadmill. Usually when I work out, I feel a build up of gas. Since the music was louder than usual, I thought that I’d get away with not silencing the wind. It worked, I couldn’t hear any of it. 

Seconds later, it dawned on me that the loud music was coming from my headset. Luckily, even though the place was crowded, I didn’t see anyone that I knew. 

Moral of the story: don’t fart loudly in public. 

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