One old man said to another: “I hate getting old. I have to stand so long at the urinal.”

The other old man replied: “I made my peace with having to stand there for a long time.

“I even made my peace with standing there while a younger man comes up, takes care of his business, and leaves while I’m still going.

“What still frosts me though is when, after the first man has come and gone, a second younger man comes up, takes care of his business, and leaves while I’m still going.”