I ordered a “chocolate cream cold brew” at a Starbucks.

When I took a sip, I found that it was vile – vile like unsweetened chocolate with unsweetened coffee.

I’d ordered the thing because I was warm and thirsty. I finished the darn thing anyway. <shudder>

As I got to the end of the drink, I got some of the foam that was sitting on top of the unsweetened chocolate with unsweetened coffee. It was very sweet whipped cream. If I’d mixed this stuff up, the whole thing would’ve been delicious.

This means that I need instructions to drink Starbucks drinks.