We were getting in the car to go run some errands. As I got in the car, I noticed someone walking toward our driveway with her dogs.

As Pam was about to back the car out into the street, I saw that the walker had stopped a few yards away.

I told Pam that the walker had stopped and that we could get going.

As we pulled onto the street, I opened the window and said “Thank you.”

That’s when I realized that she wasn’t waiting for us, but letting her dogs take a dump behind the bush on my lawn.

To summarize, I thanked someone for having her dogs sh1t on my lawn.