Pam and I were sitting and waiting for a table at a restaurant. We were sitting next to another couple who were also waiting for dinner.

As we waited, the hostess called for Sue, but no one answered her. One of the other folks waiting for a table said that she could be Sue if it got her to dinner sooner.

The man beside Pam started talking about a time that he was waiting for an appointment at an eye surgeon and they were calling for Victor Hugo. No one answered then either and he considered claiming to be Victor, but didn’t.

He wondered if Victor was an actor or something and maybe Victor was dead.

I said that Victor had been dead for quite a while, but didn’t bother explaining who Vic was or that he died in the 1800s.

I suppose I could’ve started singing stuff from Les Miz, but a) that isn’t really my style and b) I didn’t remember any of the songs.