Pam and I were at a social event and the host wanted to take a picture of us.

I’ve got a big fat gut these days and feel a bit self-conscious about it. I figured that if I stand up straight, it wouldn’t look as huge.

I stood up, threw back my shoulders, and tightened my stomach.

The host said “it’s OK Steve, I got the shot before you started puffing out your chest.”

That’s all right then.