I blame myself.

I had time on my hands and Pam’s phone was right next to me. I forget what made me think of it, but I thought that it’d be hilarious if I changed my contact name in Pam’s phone to “that wonderful hunk of stuff”.

I changed the contact name and when I sent Pam a text a few days later, her phone lit up with “message from that wonderful hunk of stuff” and it was hilarious.

About 3 years later, Pam sent an email from her phone to the members of a board that I’m also a member of. Another board member, Carol said that Pam had a cute name for me in the email.

I stared blankly. Then the penny dropped. “Oh! That wonderful hunk of stuff! Yes, it’s a tough name to live up to.”

At least I hadn’t used Biggus Dickus.