It’s difficult to figure out what you’ll have to pay for a hotel room.

There’s a federal tax, a state tax, city tax, county tax, Bill and Ted’s Most Excellent tax.

Then there the fees: resort fees, check in early fees, check in late fees, cleaning fees, pool fees, etc.

I’m not sure why they’re all labeled differently. It’s not as if you could do anything about them.

Maybe it’d be easier if they just summed the fees and taxes all up into one line item labeled “Lying Sack of Shit fees and taxes”.