I don’t really pile up stuff that I want to do before I die. Since I don’t have any insight about when I’m gonna kick the bucket, I figured that I’ll do whatever was going on the list sooner rather than later.

Anyway, I recently figured out something that I really want to do someday.

It’ll require that I have some time around a dock used by cruise ships. I’ll also need some luggage.

As a cruise ship leaves the dock, I want to run after it, carrying the luggage and shouting “Wait! Wait!”

That’ll give ’em a thrill.