I’ve got a pretty crappy beard, so I don’t try to grow one.The hair comes in thick enough for a mustache or a goatee but I don’t like either of those these days so I don’t bother.

Sometimes, if I’m running late, I’ll skip shaving. It doesn’t happen that often but one time over lunch, both Pam and Corwin noticed.

Since this was in November, they asked if it was because of supporting men’s health. It’s a reasonable guess I suppose but it doesn’t sound like me. I’m not too worried about other guys’ health.

I suppose that I would support man’s health, meaning mine. But if I’m gonna support this man’s health, I’m more likely to do it by taking my blood pressure pills than by growing a beard.

I’m trying to think of something lazier than not shaving for a cause. “Growing older for prostate awareness” maybe? How about “Watching paint dry for cancer”?