When I was at work one day, I noticed that there were some small, light brown dots near the crotch of my pants. I went to the washroom and got a wet paper towel. I then sat in a stall and tried to see if these small dots would wash off.

They wouldn’t. On closer inspection, I found that these must be some kind of bleach stains. Well, those won’t wash out.

I sat there and puzzled about what could have caused the bleach stains. I had plenty of time to do this because in addition to the small dots, I now had a huge wet spot on the crotch of my pants. I wasn’t going anywhere for a while.

Eventually, my pants dried and I went about my day. Fortunately, the dots were too small for anyone else to see.

At least, that’s what I keep telling myself.