A friend of ours recommended a restaurant in the Binion’s casino in downtown Las Vegas.
On our next trip to Las Vegas, we checked it out.

The food and service were excellent, but this is not a restaurant review.
When we were there, we overheard 3 different but hilarious things.
When I heard the third one, I knew that these must be recorded.

“Ketchup?!?”
This was from some woman who sounded aghast that someone would ask for ketchup in a steakhouse.

“He’s like a camel with Diet Coke.”
I guess I do drink a lot of Diet Coke when I go out.
I’d’ve thought that the waiter would say that out of earshot though.

“I know I said that ’50 Shades of Grey’ is porn but I read it because I like the story about him and her.”
Really?
Anyone who’s said/heard that they only read Playboy/Penthouse/whatever for the articles knows what a crock this is.
I could be wrong.
If you think that Grey is insightful literature and not porn, please let me know in a non-anonymous fashion.